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9 Signs Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

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Written by Randy Stancovici

Your cat might look innocent and cuddly but don’t be fooled. Behind that cute and fuzzy exterior is a feline with some dark and dastardly plans. So the next time Mr. Whiskers eats catnip that you bought with YOUR hard earned money, consider that he or she might be using that catnip as an energy source when plotting your demise.

I know what you’re thinking: “But how could that be? How could Mr. Whiskers do that to me? What are the signs? Oh my god, what do I do?” Alright, take a deep breath. We don’t want to jump to conclusions. Is your cat plotting to kill you? Probably. But there are some pretty easy ways to spot out whether or not Mr. Whiskers is about to take over your ship.

Take a look. You’ve been warned:

 

 

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About the author

Randy Stancovici

Randy graduated Baruch College with his BBA in Marketing in 2016. He is the Content Strategist for PandoLogic, where he is involved in content marketing, promotion, and SEO.